gently-tongued-by-stephen-fry: baronvonpeepsy: yarndere: konotherelationshipcounselor: starrshine59: thespacecoyote: lonahtem: loliface: cesarfazat: kurosu: phantomdoodler: Why do you assume I wouldn’t eat twenty-two packs of sugar? yeah really this is like those anti-music piracy ads that are like “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR…” well shit maybe i would you don’t know me The first comment.  even before seeing the comments i thought im pretty sure i would eat 22 packs of sugar thank you i would eat 22 packs of sugar and then steal a car I’m going to eat 22 packets of sugar, steal a car, and kidnap the Declaration of Independence.  ^^^^^^^^ When I was little, I’d wait till my mom wasn’t looking and then start eating sugar right out of the container with a spoon. Then I stole her car. I would eat 22 packets of sugar, steal a car, kidnap the Declaration of Independence, then lock Hitler in a cupboard. Aw man, I do shit like this everyday I would eat that much sugar but then I’d get another hole in my tooth and be another grand in the hole. Fuck that.
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    Definitely about that 22 pack a day life. You ain’t bout that life choosehealthla.com
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    Challenge accepted.
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    Well 22 packets in liquid form would make it go down easier..
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